Søppelpost som underholdning

Søppelpost er som regel plagsomt og irriterende, men noen ganger også litt festlig. En leser bestemte seg for å spøke litt etter å ha mottatt søppel i e-posten.

Her er den opprinnelige meldingen jeg fikk:

From Fortune/Caroline Colman

I got your contact address on my desperate search for a reliable person/company for partnership investments overseas. By introduction, I am FORTUNE COLMAN from Sierra Leonean the son of late DR.PHILLIP COLMAN,Before the death of my father he disclosed to me about the total sum of $10 million US dollars he deposited under a suspense account with a bank in Abidjan Capital City Of Cote d´Ivoire.

This fund represent the huge Sales of Gold and Diamond he diverted while in office as the director general for Gold and Diamond Mining Co-Opretionin in Sierra Leone .For security reason according to my late father, he made an agreement with the bank that his partner/beneficiary will come forward to submit his banking details for onward transfer of the fund to his account.

DR.PHILLIP COLMAN, my late father advice me in case if he died that I should look for a foreigner who will stand as the beneficiary of the fund so that the fund will be transfer to his/her account for partnership investment. Right now, I am in Abidjan Ivoire with my only sister called CAROLINE COLMAN, the purpose of transferring this fund to a trustworthy account.

Meanwhile, I am writing to know if you can stand as the beneficiary of the fund and to also provide me your banking details so that I will submit it to the bank for transfer of the fund for partnership investment you will introduce in your country.

Note that after the transfer is made to your account, you will then with draw some money and send to us in order for me and my only sister CAROLINE secure the necessary documents to enable us come over to meet you for the investment. On confirmation of your interest to assist us,the certificate of deposit with the agreementry letter of the fund which was issued to my late father by the bank on the day he deposited the fund will be forward to you for your confirmation. 10% of the total sum will be offered to you for your assistance, while 2% will be set aside for any expenses that might arise during the transfer.

Indicate your interest as soon as you received this mail, and note that this transaction need to be confidential.

We wait to hearing from you.

Regards.

FORTUNE COLMAN AND SISTER CAROLINE COLMAN

Jeg skjønte fort at dette var noe svindel. Så jeg bestemte meg like greit å spøke litt tilbake:

Dear FORTUNE COLMAN & SISTER CAROLINE COLMAN

Sorry to hear about your fathers death. I send you my deepest condolances as we say in norway: «Reis te hælvetta med de greian dine. Æ veit du kødda med mæ!»

I am the CEO of a big company in Norway that is called Fraggleberget INC. I´m selling something called «Komler med dott i» and «Julegrøt». That is a very popular consumer product that soon is going to be exported to the rest of the world. Your money will be in great help making this possible.

We´ll will be looking forward to assist you. But first we need more info about your fathers company and we need an adress we can send a free test of my products. So you can get a feel of what we are doing.

From
CEO of Fraggleberget INC
Milo Goodbarrel

.. og dermed fikk jeg dette som svar:

Dear Milo Goodbarrel,

May this mail find you peace and happiness in our business transaction.Thank you very much,we accept your condolance toward the death of our late parents,May their Soul Rest In Perfect Peace Amen.

Thank you for your kindiness,readiness and your willingness to assist us into this transaction.

We are happy that you received our mail and reply us without much further delay,that is to show that God have answered our prayer because we just finished our fasting and prayer and God reveal to us that you will be an assistance to us.

Our main reason of contacting you was our late father Dr Phillip Colman deposited this money in Abidjan Cote D´Ivoire here in a bank and during the time of deposit he our late father declared the money as belonging to his foreign business partner abroad who will come for the claims and the bank director have told us to forward to them my late father business partner data´s informations for onward transfer of the money,Based on this we contacte you for assistance.

Please bear in mind that without the help of a foreigner acting as the beneficiary of the money we can not lay hands on the money as we are told by our late father before his death and it was documented between our late father and the bank.

We are from Sierra-Leone country but presently here in abidjan cote d ivoire country because of the deposited money in a bank here in Abidjan Cote D´Ivoire.

Please open attachement Documents regarding the deposited money.

If you go through the documents regarding the deposited money you can see that the two documents is foreign business partner as was decleared by our late father at the time of deposit at the bank and it was documented.

based on this we request you to forward us the followings,

1. Your full name
2. Your private Phone and Fax Number
3. Your bank account.

All this I will submit to the bank as my late father business partner for the bank to contact you and for you to have a direct contacts with the bank for the transfer of the money into the account you are going to bring.

Bear in mind that after the transfer into your account my junior sister called miss Caroline is coming over to meet you in Norway,while i stay here for some time to make every successful efforts of the products here in Africa and after which I will come to meet you for further discussion of Who and Where to supply the products.

Please bear in mind that you can never regreat helping we the orphans out in this our predicament we are into now. With your position as the C.E.O in your company called Fraggleberget INC,I think the business is already concluded, You are God sent to us. This is how to send the sample of your products «Komler med dott i» and «Julegrøt»:

NAME: MR FORTUNE COLMAN.
COUNTRY:ABIDJAN COTE D´IVOIRE, WEST AFRICA.

Please send this Through DHL Courier Service here as fast as possible for my collection and I will move for market research of the product and I will update you immediately,I pray that the products will be of great service here in Africa and we will make an arregement on how you will ship more quantity for marketing and i am ever ready to be the represantatives here in Africa as a whole making the products to be a great need to our people here in African Countries.

Please send the product and send me the Tracking number/the Information on how to get collect it from DHL office here.

Thanks and God be with you.

Waiting for your informations.

Yours lovely ones.

Fortune and Caroline Colman.

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